If you don’t follow Arian Foster on twitter, I recommended you go check out his most recent tweets. On Sunday the former all-pro went on an EPIC twitter rant that makes everyone question reality. Foster believes he could fight a wolf one-on-one and win. A wolf.
i honestly think i can get a wolf 1 on 1 tho.
— Feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
This is the same Arian Foster that retired after just a short 8 year NFL career. Foster only finished two full NFL seasons because of on-going injuries that haunted him his whole career. Now he is apparently healthy enough to go head to head against one of the worlds most vicious animals. Foster does make some solid points though.
wolves don’t scare me like that cuz in my neighborhood was a bunch of loose enraged pits. if he alone i think i can get him.
— Feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
i’ve studied the wolf. he can’t read. i know his weaknesses. plus the thumb thing.
— Feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
Foster has put a lot of time in studying wolves and he really believes he has the upper hand. Wolves can’t read, Foster CAN read. Wolves don’t have thumbs, Foster HAS thumbs. This all makes sense now. You don’t have to be a good football player to beat up a wolf, you just have to contain the same skills Foster does.
Foster continued his rant by tweeting back to followers that let him know how crazy he is, and some of his responses were boarder line insane. I hope one day that some millionaire pays to let the world watch Arian Foster fight the scariest wolf they can find live on TV. Until then we can picture it in our heads and laugh out loud at Fosters hilarious/concerning twitter rant.
bro you think a wolf knows where my artery is? all the sudden i’m fighting a wolf that knows biology? https://t.co/0rKRorDSaw
— Feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
also hasn't been to 4 probowls, overcome those injuries and DOESNT HAVE THUMBS. advg: me, fucker. https://t.co/337xEc8k05
— Feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
that's a tiger. i have no chance. https://t.co/9zEKI3BzRu
— Feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017